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The Knight of the Vegetable
carcinoGenesist [GC] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
TA: what ii2 iit, kk.
GC: WOW, WAY TO GREET SOMEONE, SOLLUX.
TA: liike you could do better.
GC: WOW RUDE.
TA: liike you're never rude, kk. now tell me what'2 up.
GC: MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CLUCKBEAST, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
GC: IT'S WHAT ALL FAST-FOOD CLUCKBEAST IS MADE FROM THINGS LIKE CLUCKBEAST NUGGETS AND PATTIES. ALSO, THE PROCESSED FROZEN CLUCKBEAST IN THE STORES IS MADE FROM IT.
GC: BASICALLY, THE ENTIRE CLUCKBEAST IS SMASHED AND PRESSED THROUGH A SIEVE—BONES, EYES, GUTS, AND ALL. IT COMES OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT.
GC: IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.
TA: 2o, what you're 2ayiing ii2 ba2i