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The Knight of the VegetablecarcinoGenesist [GC] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
TA: what ii2 iit, kk.
GC: WOW, WAY TO GREET SOMEONE, SOLLUX.
TA: liike you could do better.
GC: WOW RUDE.
TA: liike you're never rude, kk. now tell me what'2 up.
GC: MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CLUCKBEAST, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
GC: IT'S WHAT ALL FAST-FOOD CLUCKBEAST IS MADE FROM THINGS LIKE CLUCKBEAST NUGGETS AND PATTIES. ALSO, THE PROCESSED FROZEN CLUCKBEAST IN THE STORES IS MADE FROM IT.
GC: BASICALLY, THE ENTIRE CLUCKBEAST IS SMASHED AND PRESSED THROUGH A SIEVEóBONES, EYES, GUTS, AND ALL. IT COMES OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT.
GC: IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.
TA: 2o, what you're 2ayiing ii2 ba2iically robot2 are de2troyiing cluckbea2t food.
TA: 2eem2 legiit.
GC: OH, THERE'S MORE.
GC: BECAUSE IT'S CRAWLING WITH BACTERIA, IT WILL BE WASHED WITH AMMONIA.
GC: SOAKED IN IT, ACTUALLY.
GC: ACTUALLY. THEN, BECAUSE IT TASTES GROSS, IT WILL BE REFLAVORED ARTIFICIALLY. THEN, BECAUSE IT IS WEIRDLY PINK, IT WILL BE DYED WITH ARTIFICIAL COLOR.
GC: BUT HEY, AT LE
Hivebent - what a biitch.arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
TA: what do YOU want.
AG: Huge. Fucking. Spider.
AG: It's........ guuuuh! It won't stop... staring at me! D ::::
TA: ii thought you liiked 2piider2..
AG: Why the FUCK would you think that???????? Just because of my freak eye and my lusus?
AG: The handle is for dramatic irony, so don't 8ring that up.
TA: you type wiith only eiight2 and have 2piider web2 all over your hiive.
AG: Soooooooo? It's not like I make fucking spider puns! I'm not Nepeta/Equius/Feferi/The other assholes!
AG: The webs are from the little fuckers, I can't ever catch em!
AG: Octopi also have eight legs, so am I o8sessed with them now?
TA: fuck. 2orry. god. ju2t kiill iit then.
AG: Ew!!!! Fuck no, then it'll like send its friends after me! I'm not an idiot, is this your sick plot to elimin8 me????????
TA: can 2piider2 even do that?
AG: How would I know!!!! Spidermom 8 trolls, I don't even want to think a8out what the little guys can do!
TA: wouldn't they, liike,
Hivebent - A Normal Conver2atiiongrimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
TA: ok, who'2 there.
GA: Its Me
TA: oh hey. what do you want thii2 tiime? can't open up the viiewport agaiin?
GA: No I Can Open It
GA: Well I Have Left It Open
GA: If I Happen To Close It I Will Inform You
TA: riight. 2tiill, ii can't 2ee what'2 2o hard two gra2p about the F1 key.
TA: you only have two pre22 F1.
GA: It Is Missing From The Keyboard
TA: diidn't you throw iit at my head?
TA: ... ii don't get you 2ometiime2.
GA: Fair Enough
GA: I Do Not Get You At Times Either
TA: yeah. ii don't get my2elf 2ometiimes eiither.
TA: 2tiill watchiing tho2e aliien2 aren't you?
GA: They Are Not Doing Much
GA: I Still Fail To Understand Karkats Plan To Bother Them
TA: probably hii2 2tupiide2t plan yet.
TA: and frankly, ii fiind them dii2gu2tiing.
TA: yeah, ii 2aw what that one female aliien diid.
GA: I Try Not To Look At Them For Too Long
TA: ju2t... the door... and... fuck ii don't even care.
GA: Then Do
Hivebent - Sollux / Aradia storytwinArmageddons [TA] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA]
TA: do ii alway2 have two 2tart the2e thiing2?
AA: im n0t sure
AA: ive never needed t0
TA: fuck, pretend that'2 yellow.
AA: i didnt see anything
AA: what are y0u talking ab0ut
TA: what do you mean? can't you 2ee ii ju2t acciidentally typed iin black?
AA: s0llux im n0t sure if y0ure aware 0f this but i n0 l0nger have pupils
TA: ii thought you could 2ee through them, liike me.
TA: becau2e ii don't have pupiil2 eiither.
AA: n0 i rely 0n s0unds and the slight bit 0f darkness t0 help me see
AA: i actually can see i was just messing with y0u
TA: fuck. ii fell riight iintwo that one.
AA: did y0u see the hum0r
TA: yeah. ii 2AW the humor. ... ok that wa2 horriible.
AA: i w0uld laugh if i c0uld
AA: i think that was funny
TA: thank2 aa... dammiit ii wii2h thiing2 could go back two normal... when you were aliive.
AA: i th0ught we agreed n0t t0 menti0n that
TA: ii'm 2orry... ii know... ii ju2t mii22 iit 2o much.
AA: if its an
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I do not exactly remember when I let fear occupy my being but I remember the exact moment when I realized I was ruled by it. It was late in the afternoon, everybody was out there 'getting busy living' and I had locked myself inside my bed half awake, not particularly finding any valid reason to get out of it. Then I was awakened from a nightmare by my
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